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2005 NEOIST FESTIVAL ARTIFACT-006- 024


from Monty Cantsin

006- Music for Mobile Phone No.1
Replace the battery.
2002

007 - Music for Mobile Phone No.5
Hide the phone in the shadows of a crowded concert hall. During the show call the hidden phone from another one and...
wait silently for audible reaction from audience.
2002

008 - Lilo
Little girl: “aloha!”
2002

009 - Music for Eric Andersen

Hear in the now frontier.

2002

010 - Three Internet Events

Subscribe.

Download.

Unsubscribe.

2002

011 - Britney Spears (Twenty Times)

Listen to the song "...Baby One More Time" 20 times,
changing every time the settings of your equalizer.

2002

012 - Music for Guitar

1. Fill the body with picks.

2. Shake!

2002

013 - Computer Music

Defragmenting Drive C:

2002

  014 - Playstation Event     

Reset before winning.

2002

015 - Music For Roger Reynolds

Eat different kinds of ice creams listening to
the Allegro from the Beethoven's "Emperor" Concerto
for Piano and Orchestra.

2002

016 - Eating Instructions

1. Take an Oreo biscuit.

2. Twist it.

3. Lick the cream.

4. Now dunk it in the milk...

5. and ummm...!

2002

017 - Fluxlist Fun Piece #8

Ride BMX.

2002

018 - Guitar Boom

1. Place the guitar on a prop.

2. Light some firecrackers.

3. Insert the firecrackers in the guitar's hole.

4. Boom !

2002

019 - Dumb Computer

Remove the sound card from your PC.

2003

020 - Musica Coatta (Forced Music)

Normalize to 1%.

2003

021 - Sonata

Allegro

Andante

Allegretto

Allegro

2003

022 - Disembodiment

breast-feeding (only if the performer is female)

crying

cutting the coat/hair

cutting the nails

defecating

ejaculating (only if the performer is male)

menstruating (only if the performer is female)

removing the earwax

removing the eye-rheum

removing the snot

spitting

sweating

urinating

vomiting

2003

023 - Musica Sottolio (Music In Oil)

A musical instrument in oil.

2004

024 - Musica Sottaceto (Pickled Music)

A musical instrument in vinegar.

2004

Someone could perform one or all of these scores instead of me.